Word Play Jokes

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Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please.
Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before?
Woman: *cough* No.
Clerk: Then I need your address.
Woman: Okay. It's 260..*AHEM* Sorry.. Laryngitis...
Clerk: You'll have to spell that one for me.

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Tic Tac Willy

Yo mama so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a Tic Tac.

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Anonymous

Walk My Plank

How'd ya like to walk my plank? Yar!

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