Word Play Jokes

Snowmen

Q: What do snowmen have that snow-women don't?
A: Snowballs!

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Pigs In A Blanket

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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Becoming Shirt

Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

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