Word Play Jokes

Goose in a Bar

A grey goose walks into a bar and says "I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, "Hey, what's your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?" The bartender says, "Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you? The grey goose replies, "You have a drink named Ron?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Poopy Insult

If I needed any shit from you I'd squeeze your head.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Insult Jokes
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Dyslexic Engineer

Q: Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?
A: Because he didn't understand psychics.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Engineer Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Physics Jokes)
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