Word Play Jokes

Her Flat

A girl criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.

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Crossbar Jumping

Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

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Cat Display

Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar!

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