Crossbar Jumping

Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Cat Display

Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A: A caterpillar!

Goose in a Bar

A grey goose walks into a bar and says "I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, "Hey, what's your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?" The bartender says, "Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you? The grey goose replies, "You have a drink named Ron?"