Word Play Jokes

Bishop Brews

A bishop walks straight into a bar and orders a beer.
"You can't do that," the bartender says. "You can only move diagonally."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Mouse in a Tub

Q: How does a mouse feel after a bath?
A: Squeaky clean.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Mexican Pizza Cutter

Q: How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
A: Little Caesars.

Categories: Riddles , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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