Word Play Jokes

T.V. Remote

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

Anonymous

Mid-Life Crisis

If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

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Anonymous

Bishop Brews

A bishop walks straight into a bar and orders a beer.
"You can't do that," the bartender says. "You can only move diagonally."

Anonymous