Word Play Jokes

Swiss Cheese

Q: What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?
A: Whole milk.

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No Stone Unturned?

This just in: A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -"I want to leave no tern unstoned."

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Highest Number

One day Jimmy went up to his father and asked, "Daddy, what's the highest number?" His daddy said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure, but I think it's in the stimulus package."

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