Word Play Jokes

Long Hair

A boy asks his father to drive the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!" The boy says "But father, Jesus had long hair!" To which his father replied, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere."

Anonymous

Miss My Ex

I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better!

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Dirty Man

Q: What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
A: Your dad!

Anonymous