Word Play Jokes

CIA Agents And The Bathroom

Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?
A: The ZIP Code.

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Death

Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.

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Fortune Cookie Mistake

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read: "You will gain admiration from your pears." Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.

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