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Rash
I've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants my Dad to take me to the ED. My dad was like, "Let's not make any rash decisions."
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Pirate Poker
Q: Where does a pirate keep his poker cards?
A: Close to his chest.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Digital Clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma, no hands!
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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