Ten Paces

Don't see the point in gunfights.
They always end in a draw.

Potty Doc

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I tend to flush a lot.
Doctor: Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!

Sounds Dirty

Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:

• Have you looked through her briefs?
• He is one hard judge!
• Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
• His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
• Is it a penal offense?
• Better leave the handcuffs on.
• For $200 an hour, she better be good!
• Can you get him to drop his suit?
• The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
• Think you can get me off?