Word Play Jokes

Fisherman and Hooker

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diarrhea?
A: Well, one shucks between fits.

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Anonymous

120 Pound Man

Q: Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?
A: People say he was half-nuts!

Anonymous

Wellington

My son wants Wellington boots for his birthday. He has no chance. I'm not traveling all the way to New Zealand just for footwear.

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