Word Play Jokes

First Five Hundred

Treat the bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500.

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Split Personality

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.
Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!

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Spider Diet

Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
A: Burgers and flies.

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