Word Play Jokes

I'm A Wheelbarrow

Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.

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Perfect Pitch

Q: How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A: He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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A Tie

Q: What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A: Pig's tie!

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