Funny Nursery Rhymes

Mary Had

Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.

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Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye
I'm a big girl I won't cry
I'm just glad that cows don't fly

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In Flight

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He neverlands

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