Word Play Jokes

A Golfer And A Sky-Diver

Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

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Starstruck Chicken

Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
A: To see Gregory Peck!

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Cookie Goes to Doctor

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he felt crummy.

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