Word Play Jokes

Piece of Rope

Q: Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
A: He was the skipper!

Categories: Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Snap, Crackle, Pop

Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?
A: A firefly with a short circuit!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes)
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Hangs With Musicians

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A drummer.

Categories: Insult Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Drummer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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