Word Play Jokes

Starstruck Chicken

Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road?
A: To see Gregory Peck!

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Cookie Goes to Doctor

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

A: Because he felt crummy.

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Cosmetic Walk

Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?
A: Her lips stick.

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