Word Play Jokes

Death

Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.

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Artificial Insemination

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

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Firefly Conversation

Q: What did one firefly say to the other?
A: Got to glow now!

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