Cloning

With all the recent talk of cloning, you'd think it was a new thing. In fact, a very wealthy westerner had himself cloned many years ago. The boy grew up to have very foul mouth. The more the son swore, the madder the father got. One day, the father got so mad he pushed his son off a high cliff. The sheriff arrested him for making an obscene clone fall.

Bored Room

Q: Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
A: The bored room!

Piece of Rope

Q: Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
A: He was the skipper!