Word Play Jokes

Fox Into Pig

Q: How do you turn a fox into a pig?
A: You marry her.

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Gardening Women

Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot- long carrot. She says, "This one reminds me of my husband." The second woman says, "Your husband's is that long?" "No - that dirty."

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Undercover Doc

My local hospital has a surgeon who is also a spy.
They only use him for special ops.

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