Word Play Jokes

Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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Talk Like the Irish

I can make you speak Irish...
Say "Whale oil beef hooked" quickly

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Deer Teeth

Q: Why do male deer need braces?
A: Because they have "buck teeth!"

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