Word Play Jokes

Broomstick Vs Pumpkin

Q: What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried broomstick pie?

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Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

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Sunscreen

Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
A: Because they're used to doing all of their lying indoors.

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