Fast Food Apology

A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

Quick Reader

Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Fucking idiot, "Halfway" starts with an "H"

Two Thousand in the Ocean

Q: What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Moby's Dick!