Heavy Metal Guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."
Guitarists Changing a Lightbulb
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".
Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.