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Guitar and Tuna

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?

A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Heavy Metal Guitarist

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?

A: Put sheet music in front of him.

Musical Operation

A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."

Guitarists Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?

A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.