A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."
Heavy Metal Guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
A: Put sheet music in front of him.
Female Guitar Player
Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?
A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.