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Musical Operation

A man with a broken hand says to doctor, "Will I be able to play guitar after the operation on my hand?" The doctor says, "Yes of course." "That's great! I never could before."

Heavy Metal Guitarist

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?

A: Put sheet music in front of him.

Female Guitar Player

Consider the following:

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!"

Minor Second

Q: What's the definition of a minor second?

A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

Arrested Guitar

Q: Why was the guitarist arrested?

A: Because he broke a G-String fingering A minor.