Science Fiction Porn Titles

• Alien Haserection
• The Adventures of Prudo Snatch
• Bottlestar Lactatica
• 2010: Debbie Does Dialysis
• Queen of the Dental Dammed
• Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Tim Hung Wankenstein
• Men in Back
• Muffy The Vampire Layer
• Erectnophobia
• Flesh Gordon
• Ghost Lusters
• Honey, I Blew Everybody
• IR4: Inrearendence Day
• Interview With A Vibrator
• Joannie Pneumatic
• Planet Of The Babes

Vampire Savings

Q: Where do vampires keep their savings?
A: In blood banks!

BAD Bunny Wabbit!

A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.
"Sit, Fluffy!" she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.
"I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "Darn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!"
Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office.  
As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:  "Please pardon me... I just washed my hare, and can't do a damn thing with it!"