Word Play Jokes

Greek tailor.

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic.
TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees)
MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly, it works!)

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes
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Yo Mama - Fault

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Charmed

Q: Why did the man iron his four leaf clover?
A: He wanted to press his luck!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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