Making a Sandwich

One day Little Johnny asks his Mum, "How come when I come in to your room you and you're on top of Daddy, you say you're making a sandwich, but after a while I come in again, you're eating a sausage?!"

Designated Hitters

Q: Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes?
A: They also forget the batter.

Bin Laden Cocktail

Q: Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory cocktail?
A: It's two shots and a splash of water!