Word Play Jokes

Ghost Dessert

Q: What do ghosts serve for dessert? 
A: I Scream.

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Bush and Clinton in Common

Q: What do President Bush and President Clinton have in common?
A: They both let Dick do the thinking.

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Wash Me

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Simple, tell the girl not to wash down there.

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