Word Play Jokes

Ford

Q: What does Ford stand for?
A: Found On Rednecks Driveway!

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Robbery

I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked.
The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'

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Alaskan Hooker

Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called?
A: A frostitute!

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