Word Play Jokes

Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

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Sick Ant

Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant? 
A: Antibiotics!

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Lesbian Twins

Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.

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