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Shiny Snails
Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A: They use snail polish!
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They Play A Viola
Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?
A: A violator.
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Mary Had
Mary had a little sheep, with this sheep, she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb.
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