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The best jokes and joke writers!

Elephant

Q: What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?

A: An elephant in an elevator!

Razor

Q: Why did the razor cross the face?

A: To get to the other sideburn.

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.

When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Boys at the Zoo

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to. The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions." The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."