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Locked Out
Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.
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Copyright © 2009 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Butterfly
Q: How do you make a butterfly?
A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
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Drug Events
Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
