Word Play Jokes

Unhappy Glow Worm

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy?
A: Because her children weren't that bright!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Longest Word in the English Language

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letter!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Submitted BY: beauty94