Word Play Jokes

Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

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Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Count Down

Q: What goes up when you count down?
A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket

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