Word Play Jokes

Teamsters Light Bulbs

Q: How many teamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Thirty-seven. You gotta f**kin' problem with that?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Bear In A Bar

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Animal Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Digging Vampire

Q: Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with a finger up his nose?
A: He was a ghoulsniffer!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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