Baby Soon

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital, one hand on her back. A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. “Admit her,” the doctor said. “She’s having contractions.”

Knock Knock - Gabor

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor'n to shop!

Dancing Disco

A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached by a beautiful woman. "What on earth do you think you are doing?" says the woman. The obese man replies, "Shaking my groove thang." The woman laughs and says, "If that is a groove? The Grand Canyon is a ditch!"