Word Play Jokes

Rabbit Walk

Q: What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hair line.

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Missed the Word

"Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, "What was the word ?" "Posse."

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Chicken Cross The Net

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

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