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Pirate at Doctor

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners

An Acher of bacteriologists

A murmur of cardiologists

A stain of cytotechnologists

A rash of dermatologists

A speck of forensic pathologists

A poke of gynecologists

A vessel of heart surgeons

A clot of hematologists

A nursery of obstetricians

A dose of pharmacists

A pile of proctologists

A G-spot of sex therapists

A stream of urologists

Dermatologists

Keep away from professional dermatologists.

They make rash decisions.

Red Patch On Skin

I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.

Girl at Dermatologist

Dermatologist: "Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples." Girl: "Wow! That's great! Why?" Dermatologist: "There's no more space."