Profession Jokes - Dermatologist Jokes

Q: Why should you keep away from dermatologists?

A: They make rash decisions.

An Acher of bacteriologists

A murmur of cardiologists

A stain of cytotechnologists

A rash of dermatologists

A speck of forensic pathologists

A poke of gynecologists

A vessel of heart surgeons

A clot of hematologists

A nursery of obstetricians

A dose of pharmacists

A pile of proctologists

A G-spot of sex therapists

A stream of urologists

A pirate goes to a doctor, worried that the moles on his back might be cancerous. The doctor inspects them and says, "It's okay, they're benign." The pirate replied, "Check 'em again matey, I think there be at least ten!"

Dermatologist: "Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples." Girl: "Wow! That's great! Why?" Dermatologist: "There's no more space."

I saw a dermatologist about a nasty red patch on my skin. I asked it would get better, but he said he didn't want to make any rash promises.