Word Play Jokes

David Beckham V Model Airplane

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Anonymous

Worms Chewing Gum

Q: Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
A: Because they're wrigleys!

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Love Song

Q: What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? 
A: I know I'm not the only Juan.

Anonymous