Word Play Jokes

Twins

My girlfriend said "I'm seeing someone behind your back"
I said "I know, that's my conjoined twin, Michael"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Fundamental

Studied every single subject I thought would come up on my school test paper. Question one was about the Spanish Inquisition.
Wasn't expecting that.

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Where a Bee Pees

Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.

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