Wheelchair Nun

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile!!

Southern Bulb

Q: How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A brazillian

Not Natural

"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."