Grey Matter

Q: Why do elephants do well in school?
A: Because they have a lot of grey matter!

The Three Moles

There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.  The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage.  The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."  The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"

K9 City -Riddles

Q: What city do dogs call their favorite?
A: New Yorkie!