Weather Jokes - Season Jokes

Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?

A: Releaved.

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A: Puddle

Mother Nature is just throwing out temps like Powerball numbers

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1. The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith's breasts make when she walks.
2. BATF calls off its siege of your heavily fortified compound when agents run out of hot cocoa.
3. Much easier to locate nipples during foreplay.
4. Finally, a chance to say, "Yeah, but it's a dry cold."
5. Natural refrigeration keeps vagrants crisp and fresh until Spring.
6. You can chill your malt liquor on the window ledge at work.
7. Joy of frostbite makes it easier to rid your self of those troublesome extremities.
8. No news clips of the President jogging for at least 8 more weeks.
9. Watching O.J. enviously eye everyone else's toasty-warm glove-clad hands.
10. Flashers stick to describing themselves.
11. Spouse temporarily stops using back seat of car for elicit affairs.
12. When it's 10 below, nobody gives a rat's ass whether Internet Explorer is better than Netscape.
13. With multiple layers, people with buns of steel look exactly like people with buns of cinnamon.
14. The shivering just makes your Katherine Hepburn impersonation that much better, you old poop!
15. Goodbye, runny nose. Hello, Snotcicles!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.