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Happy Feet

Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?

A: Snowballs!

Difference In Snowmen

Q: Whats the difference between a girl snowman and a boy snowman?

A: Snowballs!

Snow Cash

Q: Where does the snowman get his money?

A: From the snow bank.

Migration

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk.

Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?

A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!