Weather Jokes

Bouncing Ball

Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
Anonymous

Boston Freeze

My husband and I purchased an old home in Boston from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Crunchy Lunch

Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers!

Categories: Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous