Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."
Cold in Boston
I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Massachusetts. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is -32 and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. The wind chill is -59. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He told me that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house. It kept floating out, then back, out and back. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband. I told him he was going to cut the grass today, come Hell or High Water!!"