Georgia Crazy Law

• Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
• Signs are required to be written in English.
• You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
• No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
• It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
• Acworth - All citizens must own a rake.
• Atlanta - Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
• One man may not be on another man's back.
• Columbus - Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
• It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
• Gainesville - Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
• Jonesboro - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
• Kennesaw - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
• Marietta - Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
• St. Mary's - No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
• Quitman - Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
• It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. 

Crittenden Blue Book

Q: Why is it so complicated to get the blue-book value for a car in Crittenden, KY?
A: Somebody has to go out and check how much gas is left in the tank.

Hononlulu

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd