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New Yorkers Arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?". God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell." St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!" "Who, the New Yorkers?". "No, the Pearly Gates."
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Alabama Girl
A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive.
I said, "You've got a face only a brother could love."
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Ask Seattle
Q: Hey, you wanna win?
A: Nah, we'll pass.
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