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Wheelchair Nun

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

A: Virgin Mobile!!

Texting Trouble

A man received text message from his neighbor:

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night when you aren't home. I'm confessing this to you because I feel very guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apology".

The man was so angry he killed his wife.

A few minutes later he received another text message :

"Damn auto correct! Sorry sir, spelling mistake, wi fi - not wife".

iPhone Trouble

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. 

My daughter's birthday was in August so I got her an iPod Touch.

September came by, so for my wife’s birthday I bought her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started. What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. This unfortunately activated the iBitch.

Which led me to the iHospital and iGet out Thursday.

Milking Sheep

Q: How do you milk sheep?

A: With an iPhone X

Terrorist iPhone

Q: How do you blow up a terrorist iPhone?

A: Put it into airplane mode.