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Texting Trouble

A man received text message from his neighbor:

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night when you aren't home. I'm confessing this to you because I feel very guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apology".

The man was so angry he killed his wife.

A few minutes later he received another text message :

"Damn auto correct! Sorry sir, spelling mistake, wi fi - not wife".

Milking Sheep

Q: How do you milk sheep?

A: With an iPhone 12

Predictive Text

The guy who invented predictive text died last night.

His funfair is next monkey.

Terrorist iPhone

Q: How do you blow up a terrorist iPhone?

A: Put it into airplane mode.

iPhone 6S

Q: If the next iPhone is a 6S...Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?