A man received text message from his neighbor:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife, day and night when you aren't home. I'm confessing this to you because I feel very guilty. I hope you will accept my sincere apology".
The man was so angry he killed his wife.
A few minutes later he received another text message :
"Damn auto correct! Sorry sir, spelling mistake, wi fi - not wife".
Q: How do you milk sheep?
A: With an iPhone 12
The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.
Q: How do you blow up a terrorist iPhone?
A: Put it into airplane mode.
Q: If the next iPhone is a 6S...Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?