Can You Hear Me Now?
Q: What do you call it when you have your Grandma on speed dial?
After introducing the iPhone 12, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2021, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Brain to Nerves
Q: How does the brain communicate with the nerves?
A: With a Cell phone!
The guy who invented predictive text died last night.
His funfair is next monkey.
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile!!