Sports Jokes - Baseball Jokes

MLB Member Quotes

  • "It was too bad I wasn't a second baseman; then I'd probably have seen a lot more of my husband." - Karolyn Rose, ex-wife of Pete Rose, 1981
  • "It's a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden, you're surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations." - Vida Blue, 1971
  • "I watch a lot of baseball on the radio." - Gerald Ford, 1978
  • "It's a beautiful day for a night game." - Announcer Frankie Frisch
  • "The most important things in life are good friends and a strong bull pen." - Pitcher Bob Lemon, 1981
  • "Well, that kind of puts a damper on another Yankees win." - Announcer Phil Rizzuto, after a news bulletin reporting the death of Pope Paul VI, 1978.
  • "They brought me up with the Brooklyn Dodgers, which at time was in Brooklyn." - Casey Stengel, 1962
  • "I won't play for a penny less than $1500." - Honus Wagner, turning down an offer of $2000.

Anonymous

Louisville Slugger

Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger... in my pants! High five!

Anonymous

Walk Home

If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!

Anonymous