Sports Jokes

Yankees Fans

A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes)
Anonymous

Brady for President

Q: Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?
A: His platform is lowering inflation.

Categories: Political Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
Submitted BY: Chxckmate

Manchester United Fans

Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him up.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Soccer / Football Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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