U.S. State Jokes - Michigan Jokes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Michigan." And they say blondes are dumb...
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
Simba: Dad, what's the Super Bowl?
Mufasa: I don't know Simba, we're lions.
Wolverine Parking Only
Q: Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors?
A: So they can use handicapped parking.
Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.