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The Label

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Michigan." And they say blondes are dumb...

Michigan Robbers

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"

When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Detroit Dreams

Simba: Dad, what's the Super Bowl?

Mufasa: I don't know Simba, we're lions.

Wolverine Parking Only

Q: Why do University of Michigan graduates hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors?

A: So they can use handicapped parking.

Michigan Girl

Q: How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

A: Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.