Sports Jokes

Brady for President

Q: Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president?
A: His platform is lowering inflation.

Submitted BY: Chxckmate

Manchester United Fans

Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him up.

Anonymous

Michigan SAT

Q: What did the Michigan Wolverine football player get on his SAT? 
A: Drool. #gobucks

Anonymous